P.O.F.

Jani, here.  Kurt's a LLPOF-liar, liar pants on fire.  It's a bit more eventful than Kurt mentioned.  The week's events included high fevers of 103-104 every day which leads/led to chest x-rays, CT scans, and ultrasounds.  They are trying to find an infection because his fever is high.  So I walk in this morning to half his fanny showing, and five doctors/nurses surrounding one doctor who was giving him a bone marrow biopsy in his hip (to see if they can identify an infection).  After it was all over, Mr. Blow-the-Dr.-Some-S--t Bodell says, "So was that your first bone marrow biopsy?" Her reply, "No!  I've done over 20." It took her three tries to get some marrow!! He was really pissed.  Next time give him the dr. who has conducted 300!  The tool they use looks like a wine bottle opener.  Not pretty.  He was extremely loopy for a couple hours. I was calling him lumpy, but today it was Loopy.

Last night I forced Kurt to walk the hall. I recall saying, "Get your ass out of that chair, we're going for a walk." His reply, "I'm not happy about this." My response, "Too bad."   Then we watched the Family Guy.  Stewy and Brian make me scream.   Laughter truly is the best medicine.  xxoo Nurse Ratched